Halloween Jokes for Kids
If you are looking for some clean Halloween humor, look no further. Here you will find 55 funny Halloween jokes for kids.
You will find these jokes ideal for preschool and elementary-agedkids. Teachers can share them with their students in the classroom. Kids can share them with teachers or fellow classmates.
You will even find a lunchbox Halloween joke printout. Simply print sheet, cut them out, and send one with your child each day for lunch. This is a great way to bring a smile to your child’s face at lunchtime.
Let’s get started with these funny Halloweenjokes. Simply read the question, click the answer button to reveal the joke.
1. What kind of mistakes do spooks make? Boo boos
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2. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? When you’re a mouse
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3. What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car? They boo-kle their seatbelts
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4. What did the Kleenex say to the nose? Put a little boogie in it!
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5. What do the birds sing on Halloween? Twick or tweet!
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6. Why do mummies make good employees? They get all wrapped up in their work
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7. Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in
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8. Monster#1: Can you lend an ear? Monster #2: Yes, but I’ll need it back
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9. How do Monsters like movie stars? Medium Rare
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10. What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray
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11. What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap
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12. What type of dog do vampires like the best? Bloodhounds
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13. What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plumpkin
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14. What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? He was repossessed
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15. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? Ghoul
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16. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts
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17. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck
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18. Why don’t skeletons like parties? Because they have no body to dance with
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19. What’s a ghost’s favorite color? Light Boo
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20. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones
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21. Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin
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22. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No Body
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23. What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian? A chummy mummy
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24. How does a witch tell time? She looks at her witch-watch
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25. What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice Scream
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26. What do vampires do with their friends? Fang Out
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27. Why was the witch suspicious of the ghosts? She could see right through them
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28. Why did the vampire read the New York Times? He heard it had great circulation
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29. What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires? Fangs Giving
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30. Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? He had no body to go with
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31. What did one ghost said to the other? Get a life
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32. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!
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33. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day-Scare
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34. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin
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35. What goes around a haunted house and never stops? A fence
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36. Who do monsters buy cookies from? Ghoul Scouts
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37. What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor? Veinilla
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38. What do demons eat for breakfast?
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Devilled eggs
39. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine
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40. What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo
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41. What is a witch’s favorite class? Spelling!
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42. What is a ghost’s favorite meal? Spook-ghetti
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43. What do you call two witches who live together? Broomates
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44. What is in a ghost’s nose? Boogers
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45. How can you tell a vampire has a cold? He starts coffin
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46. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle it’s funny bone
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47. Why skeletons don’t watch scary movies? They don’t have the guts
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48. What type of exam does a vampire teacher give his students? A blood test
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49. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-estein
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50. What do vampires take when they are sick? Coffin drops
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51. Why did the Zombie go to school?
Answer He felt rotten
52. Why did the skeleton canceled his art showing?
Answer Because he’s heart wasn’t in it
53. Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
Answer Because they are lumberjacks
54. Why is the cemetery the best place to write a story?
Answer Because there are so many plots there
55. What is the best way to get rid of a demon?
Answer Exorcise a lot!
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There you have it, 55 funny Halloween jokes for kids. Need some more good clean jokes for kids? Find a list of links to our other joke pages.
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